I'm not like other teen girls, I'm 47. I learned how to code in HTML my Junior year of highschool so I could recreate old internet sites I fondly remembered, and after a year long hiatus I've finally finished all the code. Here you go, an amalgamation of internet psychosis, batman enthusiasm, chihuahuas, and dressup games presented by yours truly. I named the site Machine Girl not just cause I enjoy the music, but also because that's literally what I am after 14 years of unrestricted internet access. I have been trained by the government to be absolutely irresistible and make the ladies go wild,so watch your step. But because of this the government fully intends to spy on me through my vents, so in the coming months while they live in my walls waiting for me to slip up, I will be on my one woman mission against the United States Government. If I do not make it please know, that party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (yeah) And we gon' make you lose your mind (woo) Everybody just have a good time (clap) Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it, baby) And we gon' make you lose your mind (yeah) We just wanna see you Shake that
xoxo Machine Girl xoxo
p.s Yeah I am wanted for Federal Racketeering ;p